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  EPILOGUE

  Also by Carola Dunn

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  Yo ho, yo ho, the frisky plank,

  You walks along it so,

  Till it goes down and you goes down

  To Davy Jones below!

  —“Pirate Song” from Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie

  PROLOGUE

  Caleb P. Arbuckle scowled. His long, bony face, had anyone observed it, would have conveyed extreme dissatisfaction. But his companion in the box at the Windmill Theatre, London, England, was not looking at him. Jethro Gotobed’s entire attention was fixed on the stage.

  To be precise, Gotobed’s attention was on the third girl from the left in the front row of the chorus. He had pointed her out. She was a looker, no doubt of that. They all were, long-legged dolls with baby-doll faces, white-powdered and rouged, scarlet-mouthed; hair bobbed and marcelled; hemlines not a quarter inch below the centres of their knee-caps; necklines not a quarter inch above the level which would keep the Lord Chamberlain off the management’s necks.

  Arbuckle sighed. He was no Puritan. What got his goat was not the sight of twenty-some pairs of bouncing bazooms, or twenty-some pairs of long legs in the latest skin-coloured artificial silk stockings, high-kicking for his amusement—and that of several hundred others. No siree bob, to that he had no objection at all.

  Nor was he dissatisfied with his company, not by a long shot. Gotobed was a mighty swell guy for a Limey, a business acquaintance who had become a real pal. Arbuckle knew from sad experience that a millionaire has few real pals. Those few were not to be sneezed at. Besides, Caleb P. Arbuckle was not the sort to ditch a buddy in trouble, and that Broadway beauty hoofing it on the stage spelled trouble or he was a Dutchman.

  As the number drew to a close with a flurry of kicks and a flourish of garters, Gotobed leaned closer to nudge Arbuckle.

  “T’lass—Miss Fairchild—has her solo next,” he whispered. The broad Yorkshire vowels which had at first flummoxed Arbuckle no longer puzzled him any more than a Texas drawl. “She has a grand voice,” Gotobed continued. “Might’ve bin an opera singer with the proper training. O’ course, I’d pay for lessons like a shot, but she says it’s too late. She doesn’t make any secret o’ being thirty, not to me. Hush now, and you’ll hear summat worth listening to.”

  The light from the stage reflected off his beaming face, the large, ruddy face of a hick farmer, not the ’cute customer Arbuckle knew him to be. Gotobed had made his millions in steel, and they were honest to God English millions, at five of Uncle Sam’s greenbacks to the pound sterling. Yet the Fairchild floozy was jollying the poor boob along just as if he was the rube he looked. She was getting set to take him for every penny he possessed.

  Listen to her now:

  “‘Darling, I am growing old,’” she crooned.

  “‘Silver threads among the gold …’”

  No spoony gaze for Gotobed. She was too savvy for anything so obvious. Nothing but a half-laughing, conspiratorial glance flashed up at the box. No grey hairs yet, that glance said, but you and I know I’m no spring chicken.

  And Gotobed, as if on cue, passed his hand over his grizzled head and said defensively, “I know I’m twice her age, but it’s not as if she’s not old enough to know her own mind.”

  Old enough to know her days in the chorus line would not last much longer, Arbuckle thought. If she admitted to thirty, she was probably nearer forty. A nice little voice, but not enough talent to go it alone, especially with vaudeville dying. After all, it was 1923 and in this modern age, picture houses were all the rage.

  Yes siree, Wanda Fairchild had her eye to the main chance, and Jethro Gotobed was the sap elected to provide for her future. Tarnation, he might even find himself tied up in matrimony if he didn’t watch out!

  But not if Caleb P. Arbuckle had anything to say in the matter. A distraction, that was what was needed. The dawn of a plan glimmered in Arbuckle’s mind.

  1

  “Mother will never forgive me,” said Daisy. She clutched her bouquet of rosebuds in one hand and smoothed the skirt of her cream linen costume with the other as the big, green Vauxhall pulled smoothly away from the kerb in a shower of confetti.

  “For marrying me?” asked Alec softly, glancing at the chauffeur’s back.

  “Oh no, darling. She’s been resigned to my marrying a policeman ever since she discovered you’re a Detective Chief Inspector, not a humble bobby. Besides, an unmarried daughter of twenty-six is a fearful reproach to someone of her generation.” Daisy heard herself babbling but couldn’t stop. After all, she had never been married before, and it felt most peculiar. “Where Mother’s concerned,” she continued, “it doesn’t hurt that your mother disapproves of me quite as much as mine disapproves of you.”

  “I’m afraid so,” he admitted, “but Belinda adores you. Almost as much as I do.”

  When he looked at her like that, it was hard to believe those grey eyes were capable of making an erring subordinate snap to attention or freezing a criminal to the marrow of his bones. “Alec, my hat!” she squeaked, as he enveloped her in a crushing embrace.

  Though she was unable to speak for several minutes, her ears were unencumbered. She distinctly heard Bill Truscott chuckle as he drove the Vauxhall, its hood down on this sparkling October day, towards the Dorchester Hotel. That was the worst of old retainers.

  The loan of the motor and chauffeur was the least of what Daisy’s cousin Edgar, Lord Dalrymple, had provided. He had done them proud, in spite of the short notice. Coming over all dynastic, he had begged to give the bride away and to provide a bang-up reception. Daisy hadn’t had the heart to refuse, knowing how guilty the ex-schoolmaster felt at having inherited Fairacres and the viscountcy after her father’s death in the ’flu pandemic of ’19.

  Her father ought to have been there to give her hand to Alec, he or her brother, Gervaise, killed in the Flanders trenches. And it might have been Michael who placed the ring on her finger, if that land-mine had not blown up his Friends’ Ambulance Unit. A catch in her throat, Daisy blinked.

  She loved Alec dearly, but her sight was misty as she glanced back at the following motor-cars. The first bore Cousin Edgar, the Dowager Lady Dalrymple, and Daisy’s maid of honour, her erstwhile housemate, Lucy Fotheringay. The second, Alec’s cherished Austin “Chummy,” was driven by his sergeant, Tom Tring, who had stood as his best man. In the back seat, Mrs. Fletcher sat poker-stiff with Alec’s ten-year-old daughter, Belinda, bouncing slightly at her side.

  It was a small wedding party, just what Daisy had wanted but not at all what her mother considered proper.

  “She’ll never forgive me the Registry Office,” Daisy sighed, “since she had her heart set on St. George’s, Hanover Square. Darling, I’m frightfully glad Superintendent Crane gave you so little notice of your fortnight’s leave.”

  “So am I, since it pleases you, love.” Alec’s dark, rather fierce eyebrows met in a frown. “Yet I have a nasty feeling he’s got something up his sleeve.”

  “Oh, Alec, he can’t ask you to investigate a crime while we’re on our honeymoon!”

  “That’s why I suggested a week in Jersey. The Channel Islands have their own legal system, which is none of our busin
ess. And I haven’t mentioned to anyone at the Yard that we’ll spend the second week at home. No, I suspect the Super has something special in store for when I go back to work.”

  “Let’s not worry about it now, then, darling. Oh, here we are. You squashed my flowers. Is my hat straight?”

  The reception was on a completely different scale from the wedding. In spite of the short notice, few of those invited failed to attend. The Dorchester’s ballroom was crammed with Daisy’s aristocratic family connections, Alec’s Metropolitan Police colleagues, and an eclectic collection of friends.

  Daisy made friends easily and, according to her mother, without discrimination. Standing in the receiving line, the Dowager Lady Dalrymple was forced to shake hands with, among others, an Indian doctor, an American industrialist, and a Russian Jewish violinist.

  “I knew if you insisted on working for a living you were bound to meet the most unsuitable people,” she moaned, “but need you make friends of them?”

  “Buck up, Mother,” Daisy whispered. “Here come Lord and Lady Wentwater. I wrote an article about Wentwater Court, remember?”

  In spite of their unfortunate connection with her work, an earl and countess could not fail to please. For the moment at least, Daisy was spared further reproaches.

  Another “suitable” guest was the Honourable Phillip Petrie, who had grown up on the estate next to Fairacres. Lady Dalrymple’s only objection to him was that he had not married Daisy. It was not for want of trying. As Gervaise’s closest chum, he had long felt honour-bound to take care of Gervaise’s little sister, which led him to propose to her at regular intervals.

  Daisy having refused him with equal regularity, he had recently married an American girl. He appeared to be utterly besotted with his golden-headed Gloria, whom he generally addressed—revoltingly—as Glow-worm.

  Later on, after cutting the wedding cake, Daisy and Alec were talking to Phillip and Gloria when Gloria’s father, Mr. Arbuckle, approached. Curiously, he was accompanied by Detective Superintendent Crane, with whom he appeared to be on unnaturally friendly terms.

  They were an oddly assorted pair, and the uniform of formal morning cutaways and striped trousers only served to accentuate the contrast. The American millionaire was short and spare, his long face lengthened by a receding hair-line. The English policeman stood well above the regulation height, his bulk still muscular (thrice weekly games of fives, according to Alec), his sandy hair fading but still thick.

  Mr. Arbuckle looked smug, Superintendent Crane bland in a way Daisy had long since concluded all detectives must practise in front of their looking-glasses. She regarded him with suspicion.

  “He does have something up his sleeve,” she muttered.

  Catching her words, Gloria glanced back. “Yes, Poppa’s been up to something,” she said. “I don’t know what, but he’s in cahoots with Superintendent Crane, I do believe. I’ve seen them with their heads together, haven’t you, honey?”

  Phillip’s conventionally handsome face remained blank. In anyone she knew less well, Daisy might have supposed he was aware of whatever plot was hatching and was attempting to conceal his knowledge. In Phillip, however, blankness of face denoted blankness of mind. Put him down in front of a motor-car engine and his capabilities amounted to near genius, according to his poppa-in-law. Little else, always excepting his young bride, was able to stir his brain cells into action.

  “Er, yes,” he agreed uncertainly, smoothing his already sleek, fair head.

  Arbuckle and Crane were upon them. The usual congratulations for the groom and wishes for the bride’s happiness were repeated. During the brief pause that followed, Daisy caught a hint of embarrassment marring the Super’s placid façade. He turned his head towards his fellow conspirator.

  “Waal, have I got a surprise for you folks,” said Arbuckle, beaming. “I’m tickled to death, Fletcher, to be able to tell you I’ve been pulling strings in Washington on your account. See, our noo President, Mr. Coolidge, wants to clean up the Investigation Bureau of the Justice Department—that’s like our national police—and boy oh boy, do they need it! Orgian stables isn’t in it, trust me.”

  He smirked, pleased with himself at this classical reference. After a momentary vision of mounted police indulging in orgies, Daisy translated it as Augean stables. Her school had not considered Greek and Latin suitable for feeble female minds, but tales from the myths, properly bowdlerized, were staples.

  “I’ve heard rumours,” Alec admitted with caution.

  “Graft’s the word, right from the top. Burns, the Director, has been using federal employees to run his own ’tec agency. Waal, to cut a long story short, I got put onto this smart young guy who’ll likely end up as the boss man. I talked to him on the transatlantic telephone and convinced him he needed to consult with Scotland Yard.”

  “And the Sûreté,” put in Superintendent Crane dryly.

  “Gotta be fair to our gallant allies, sir, or at least look like it. Anyways, as I was about to say, there’s no police department back in the States that’s worth a dime, not when it comes to big ideas for organizing things on a sound, honest basis. And once I’d talked round this J. Edgar Hoover guy, your Commissioner was easy as pie.”

  “I hope you won’t let him hear you say that!” Crane exclaimed, not a little put out.

  “All I mean is, he’s a reasonable guy,” Arbuckle hastened to assure him.

  Daisy, the sinking feeling in her stomach reaching rock-bottom, decided it was time to learn the worst. “But what was the Commissioner reasonable about?” she demanded.

  Arbuckle beamed at her, triumphant. “Why, first he agreed to send a man over to advise young J. Edgar, and then he agreed that Detective Chief Inspector Fletcher is the best man for the job.”

  “But we’re only just married!” Daisy wailed, seizing Alec’s arm and hanging on tight. Alec put his hand over hers and opened his mouth, but Gloria got in first.

  “Poppa, how could you!”

  “Now, now, honey, let your old poppa finish. I’m mighty sorry, Mrs. Fletcher—I should’ve started at the other end. You’re going too, see, all expenses paid.”

  “Oh, but I couldn’t possibly accept …”

  “It’s not me that’s paying, not but what I would, and be happy to. I owe you big, you and Fletcher, and don’t you think I’ll ever forget it. While you’re in the States, I surely hope—we hope, don’t we, honey?—you’ll be our guests at my little country place.”

  “Gee, sure thing, Poppa. That’s a swell idea.”

  “We’ll all sail together on the SS Talavera. But there’re others than me glad to pay your fare, Mrs. Fletcher. Yes siree, I’ve been talking to your editors, here in Lunnon and over in Manhattan. Here’s a cable from N‘York and a letter from the Lunnon guy. You’ll see both of ’em want articles about the voyage and your impressions of America.”

  Daisy was speechless, thrilled certainly, yet nettled at being manipulated. While she scanned the two messages, Alec turned to Crane.

  “I was promised two weeks’ leave, sir,” he said flatly.

  The Superintendent’s face remained bland, but he had a twinkle in his eye. “Keep your hair on,” he said. “You get a nice week’s sea cruise each way, courtesy of H.M. Government; and what’s more, it’s a bonus. The Talavera leaves Liverpool on the Wednesday after you’re due back on duty.”

  “Ah.” Alec remained cautious. “What about this invitation to stay with Arbuckle?”

  “Your return voyage is booked. If you finish in Washington before the time’s up, what you do next is up to you.” Drawing Alec a little aside, Crane lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you this in confidence. Arbuckle has a certain amount of influence over here, and we can’t ignore a request from the American Government. However, what persuaded the A.C. to let you go for so long is the prospect of six weeks without Mrs. Fletcher’s getting herself mixed up in any investigations.”

  “My mother …? Oh, Daisy!”

  Crane chu
ckled. “Anything she does in America is out of our jurisdiction; and whatever happens there, you will at least have peace on board ship.”

  “Yes,” Alec said hopefully, “she can’t possibly get into trouble aboard.”

  2

  Her back to the rail, Daisy watched the sun setting beyond the superfluous masts and the green-painted funnels with the white W of the Wellington Line. Pink-tinted gulls wheeled overhead, screeching.

  “Red sky at night, sailors’ delight,” said Belinda in a tearful voice. “I’m g-glad you’ll have nice weather.”

  “So you see, darling, we shan’t sink.” Daisy pressed the little hand clasped in hers. “We’ll be back in six weeks, safe and sound.”

  “Six weeks is an awfully long time. That’s nearly to Christmas.”

  “That’s right. We’ll have to do our Christmas shopping in America. Just think of all the unusual presents we’ll bring home, Bel!”

  “That will be nice,” Belinda said politely, but without interest. “Only, what if Gran makes me get rid of Nana while you and Daddy are gone?”

  Daisy glanced over to where Alec and Mrs. Fletcher Senior sat on a bench, talking earnestly. “Darling, I’m sure the puppy is one of the things your daddy’s discussing with your grandmother.”

  Alec had sorted out financial business with his mother before leaving London, but had postponed other matters until the last possible moment. Nana, a frisky, slipper-chewing mongrel whose advent into her orderly household Mrs. Fletcher rightly blamed on Daisy was only one of the ticklish matters he was now having to tackle.

  After a blissful week in the Channel Islands, the St. John’s Wood half of the honeymoon had been difficult. Though Daisy had abjured any desire to change anything (for the present, at least), far less to take over the housekeeping, Mrs. Fletcher remained resentful and suspicious. Daisy could only hope her six-week absence would give her mother-in-law time to accustom herself to Alec’s remarriage.

  In fact, the trip to America was heaven-sent—except for poor Belinda.